Saturday 30 July 2011

殺手之王

整個江湖都在議論紛紛,即使足不出戶的女眷也都很好奇。殺手之王,鳳,會做出怎樣的決定。 鳳出道極早。二十年前,年僅十一歲的他就手刃了村子裡的大惡霸,出手乾淨俐落,驚震了殺手界。當時的殺手之王,冷鷹,放話要收他為弟子。但鳳回絕了,只說了一句:死人不能收弟子。 三年後,冷鷹被十四歲的鳳殺了,僅僅一刀。而鳳的身上最少傷了一百七十二處,都僅僅偏離了要害一分。有人說鳳以強韌的意志在千鈞一髮間避開了要害。有人說冷鷹珍惜這位後起之秀,不忍下殺手。對此,鳳只保持沈默,沒有做出謄清。 無論如何,這之後鳳成了新一代的殺手之王,這是不爭的事實。 像所有的高檔殺手,鳳殺人有原則。鳳只殺黑道上的人,收費是官方目標人頭價的五倍。但也有例外。有一次,黑龍江的江蛟龍,因為黑吃黑,吞了敵對幫派,水皇,劫下的鏢,三十萬兩黃金。江蛟龍花了六成的價格,讓鳳殺了水皇。鳳開價八成,江蛟龍無奈同意。水皇第二天死在一刀下。 鳳的另一個原則是,他從不回絕客戶。 黑道上對鳳又愛又恨。只要有錢,敵人就得死。但與此同時,自己的生命也隨時消失在一刀下。沒有人懷疑鳳有殺不了的目標。 二十年下來,黑道人物幾乎都瘋狂了。他們不能忍受每天提心吊膽的過日子。漸漸的,一股反鳳的黑道力量開始凝聚起來。他們想辦法去打擊鳳。 鳳是孤兒,無牽無掛,沒有人能牽制他。黑道上的人幾乎都崩潰了。 直到一天,江湖傳出,鳳與有名的女魔頭,逍遙仙子,成了親。這消息讓黑道興奮極了。根據鳳的原則,只要他們出得起錢,鳳必須殺了逍遙仙子。而逍遙仙子的官方人頭價是二十萬兩銀子。一百萬兩銀子的黑道價,對整個黑道來說不是一回事。 原則,在江湖上是關乎一個殺手的信譽。沒有了信譽的殺手是會被江湖所唾棄的。不殺逍遙仙子,鳳的信譽會跌到谷底,一蹶不振。殺逍遙仙子,鳳的感情會受到打擊,也會一蹶不振。 殺手本來就不能有感情生活。一日殺手,終身殺手。黑道上已經覺得鳳被逼進死胡同了。他,沒有選擇,必須殺了逍遙仙子。黑道上幾乎都準備慶祝鳳的沒落。 鳳,終於收下了一百萬兩銀子。 第二天,鳳滅了出一百萬兩銀子的黑道集團。 第三天,鳳宣佈了驚震黑道的消息。鳳本是大內一品帶刀侍衛,以臥底身份滲入黑道,二十年來滅了大部分無惡不作的黑道人物。 黑道從此一蹶不振,江湖從此平靜了五十年。

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Friday 22 July 2011

還是犯傻了

好了,皇痿會報告千呼萬喚屎出來了。那隻狸一臉笑容的拿著報告讓鎂光燈不停的閃在身上,他和藹可親的照片都上了當天幾乎所有報章的頭條,整個場面給人的感覺像是新書推介禮,而他則是作者。。。誰知道? 用不著去搶購報告。我們親愛的報社會為我們盡一份綿力的。上午報告才從熱烘烘的爐子裡出來,下午網路媒體就已經頭條出來了。 以用不著上班的輕快心情,慢條斯理的泡一杯冰凍的檸檬茶,在不太熱的下午開著強度適中的風扇,坐在椅子上,調整好一個舒服的角度,往電腦一按,啊哈,果然出頭條了。 網路嘛,當然都是反政虎的。傾政虎的都忙著擦鞋去了,沒有時間上網的。況且Bolehland 政虎上網比小市民貴很多很多倍。不相信?你看看,開個面子書戶口都要一百八十萬大洋(乜又琴嗝咩?)。還是擦鞋好了,擦鞋划算些。 啊,說離題了。出頭條了、出頭條了。是自殺的,不是他殺的。報告結果跟那隻狸的笑容多麽的一致,為甚麽還犯傻的花三十五塊大洋去買哪個報告呢?詳情都寫在那隻狸的臉上了呀。到跳蚤市場買個兩塊錢的大陸放大鏡,在他臉上看看就有了呀。三十五塊大洋,拿去買一杯冰凍啤酒,一口氣喝完,打個嗝,上上廁所尿出來,心情還是愉快的。幹嘛犯傻、幹嘛犯傻。 皇痿會花了納稅人好多好多的時間跟金錢,但成員的糧還是經過政虎的手發出來的。政虎說,你們看著辦吧。所以,報告終於都很蛇的出來了。你那一霎那間有期望嗎?有嗎、有嗎?很不好意思地說,有的,我有。自以為很厲害的我,結果還是犯傻了。

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Tuesday 12 July 2011

For those who have been diagnosed to have gallstones in your gallbladder, and who have been approached by the health specialist who suggested that you can flush your gallstones via natural way, please read this article before you do so. I am one of them, and here is my experience. Two weeks ago I went for my ultrasound scan, and was diagnosed to have a gallstone measuring 1.14 cm across in my gallbladder next to the duct. Like many others, I went for the natural treatment suggested. The regimen is all over the net, you can find it yourself. In brief, the treament procedure suggests: 1. Consume at least 4 apples (or equivalent juice) per day for five days. Apple juice is said to be able to soften the gallstone. I consumed equivalent to 8 apples per day, just to be at the safe side. 2. On the sixth day, fast from 2pm. At 6pm and 8pm, take 1 teaspoon Epsom salt mix with water. At 10pm, drink a full cup of mixed five to eight fresh lemon juice with olive oil. Lemon juice is to break the stones down to smaller pieces so they are easier to flush out. Olive oil helps to produce large amount of bile to flush the stones out of the gallbladder to the intestine. 3. On the seventh day, the stones will be flushed out following pass motion, and these stones are green colour and floating on the water surface. There will be multiple of them, with the size of pea. Yes, I followed these procedure, and yes, these stones did come out. I flushed away some, but there were still tens of them. If you google "gallstones" on the net, look for little-green-pea like gallstones, that's similar to mine. I was confused, that I had only one big gallstone detected but I flushed out multiple of them? The explanation given was, they are too small to be detected by ultrasound machine. I bought the explanation despite the fact that the ultrasound machine is capable of detecting a stone as small as 2mm, told by the radiographer. Anyway, this regimen works, doesn't it? Unfortunately it doesn't, I am sorry. The so-called gallstones is not gallstone afterall. They are merely crystalized substance formed via a process call saponification, loosely translated to soap-like formation, between the olive oil and the lemon. In my case, I left the so-called gallstones on the newspaper, it disolved over days, and dissapeared after a few days, leaving behind a stack of oily newspaper. But how do I prove that my gallstone was not flushed out? Simple, I back my above statement via the second ultrasound scan. Yes, the stone is still there, as big as it was. In fact, when I went back to the hospital the second time, the doctor and the rediographer were smiling at me. The doctor asked: "Now you have done your traditional treatment. So when do you want to schedule for the operation?" The radiograher asked: "You came two weeks ago and you are here today, you must have tried the traditional treatment, didn't you?... oh yeah, I can see on the screen that the stone is still here, unchanged. I am sorry." My advice, don't waste your time with this remedy, go to see doctor when you develop symptons of gallsone.

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Friday 8 July 2011

淨選三部曲

馬來西亞淨選盟在元首的祝福下選擇了在默迪卡體育館舉行示威。 首相說:『嗯?我有同意嗎?沒有,我沒有說同意!』 :但你也沒有反對呀。 副首相穆尤丁說:『啊,神聖的默迪卡體育館不能被玷污!』 :國陣政府老兄,你完全忘了90年代被金錢蒙蔽了眼睛,差一點就將神聖的默迪卡體育館的土地贈給私人公司來發展。。說是發展,其實當然是為了袋袋平安。要不是人民群起反對,它早就被拆除了,還說甚麽神聖的、玷污的。 全國總警長伊斯邁奧瑪說:『喝!誰穿黃衣我就抓誰!』 :永遠不要讓我看到你穿黃衣。

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Wednesday 6 July 2011

只能苦笑

像往常一樣,起身洗刷之後,到院子裡餵餵兔子、掃掃地。 院子的尾端在年前搬進來時種了竹子,現在長得快達二樓的屋頂那麼高了。鄰居拉文兄老說高才好、高才好,能擋住南方吹來的塵埃。我望著一地的落葉,顧此失彼,只能苦笑。 院子有一個木架子,房屋設計的一部分。覺得木架子太過單調,跑去找了一株葉子老大一片,能攀爬的不知名植物。我對栽種完全外行,本來想說姑且一試,哪知道這株不知名植物的生命力超強盛的,一拔就是老高,攀得整個木架子都是一大片一大片的葉子。我望著一地的落葉,顧此失彼,只能苦笑。 院子某天跑來一隻兔子。保安員說那是某戶人家不要丟棄的。在火星人點頭下養了下來。後來覺得它怪寂寞的,跑去領養一隻來陪伴它。因為不會養,餵了一大堆的菜,丟棄兔拉肚子脫水死了。剩下那隻本來是陪伴的領養兔。我望著領養兔,顧此失彼,只能苦笑。 兔子不是人,消化系統強盛無比,一天可以拉很多的屎。加上院子裡都是花草,一面吃一面拉。我望著一地的糞便,顧此失彼,只能苦笑。

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